She’s 52 Months
Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please
rude! she’s 52 months and she needs a stroller!
this is fucking awesome
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
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We all carry each other! #repost #milso #army #navy #airforce #marines ✊
But the marines big ass has got to be at the top -_- 😘
this is what not having any money looks like
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
That is one of the best burns I’ve seen in a while.
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad