cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
|—||Jonathan Tropper (via fluffynips)|
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
This makes sense.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
a metaphor of my life
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first